Tom

“Oh, bother!,” said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead.”
― David Weber

“You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment.”
― Baltasar Gracián y Morales

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country