Melissa

“Okay, now I know your yanking my chain. Pigs will fly before Blake would ask for our help." Rhoan

"Better start ducking those flying piggies then, bro, because I'm totally serious." Riley”
― Keri Arthur

“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.”
― François de La Rochefoucauld

“I glanced at my brother. "How the hell did you jump to that conclusion?!" I asked.
He just grinned and tapped the side of his head. "Brains, dear girl, brains."
I snorted softly."I wasn't aware that was where you kept your brains.”
― keri arthur

“That’s nice of you, but it’s not necessary to loan me a car.”
“I loan you cars all the time.”
“And I almost always destroy them or lose them. I have terrible luck with cars.”
“Working at Rangeman is a high-stress job, and you’re one of our few sources of comic relief. I give you a car and my men start a pool on how long it will take you to trash it. You’re a line item in my budget under entertainment.”
― Janet Evanovich, Smokin' Seventeen