Malison

“The matter with human beans," the BFG went on, "is that they is absolutely refusing to believe in anything unless they is actually seeing it right in front of their own schnozzles.”
― Roald Dahl, The BFG

“A woman can only become a man’s friend in three stages: first she’s an agreeable acquaintance, then a mistress and only after that a friend.”
― Anton Chekhov, The Three Sisters

“The secret of life', he said, 'is to become very very good at somethin' that's very very 'ard to do.”
― Roald Dahl, The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and Six More

“We can't own each other's past. The question is whether we have a future together.”
― Jostein Gaarder, The Orange Girl