NumberLord

“Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.”
― Dean Koontz, Odd Thomas

“Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.”
― Christopher Moore, Fool

“I'm a pretty clean eater, so my beard probably just smells like the blood of my enemies, as usual.”
― Eric Hendrixson

“Ydych chi'n cymryd cerdynnau credid?" said the highwayman, no doubt trying to frighten me further, his consonants chained like anal beads strung out of hell's own bunghole.”
― Christopher Moore, Fool