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I would rather die walking than die of boredom reading about how to walk safely.
“The longer you live, the more you realise that nothing is fixed. Everyone will become a refugee if they live long enough. Everyone would realise their nationality means little in the long run. Everyone would see their worldviews challenged and disproved. Everyone would realise that the thing that defines a human being is being a human being.”
― How to Stop Time
― How to Stop Time
“If you told me I had a week to live, I wouldn’t have the first clue what to do. Maybe I’d just want to die sooner so I wouldn’t have to torture myself over wasting the last week of my life.”
― It Won't Always Be This Great
― It Won't Always Be This Great
“THERE WERE LAUGHS, TOO. One night, after playing a college in Orlando, as I found myself sitting on the floor, full of a cheap red blend and organic tobacco smoke in a hotel room so sparse and lonely that even Bukowski would’ve been like, “They should get a fern in here or something,” my pity party was strangely and hilariously interrupted. Turned out, my hotel was right next to Disney World. And turned out, Disney World has fireworks every night. Gorgeous, sensational fireworks. Imagine a man, drunk and alone, trying to get a good cry going, slurring along to Adam Duritz playing out of an iPhone speaker, as every joyful color bounces and pops, splashing into the night sky as a barely visible Tinker Bell zips lines to and from the Magic Kingdom, literally granting wishes to the hope-filled children below, all of them audibly cheering and gasping with delight as I lie on the floor motionless, like a pair of sad pants kicked off and waiting for laundry day. I had to laugh. There I was, Depressed Guy, being depressed as gigantic speakers blasted over the cracking fireworks, You can fly! You can fly! You can flyyyy!”
― Comedy Sex God
― Comedy Sex God
“Love at first sight might or might not be a thing, but love in a single moment is.”
― How to Stop Time
― How to Stop Time
“Of all the horrid skills the American church has perfected, faith-shaming the sick is one of the darkest.”
― Shame Baseball
― Shame Baseball
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