Eon Windrunner

“Come, boy, it is time for a lesson. Let me teach you the power of words,”
― John Gwynne, Malice

“So,” Marasi said, “you traded a dead man’s scarf for another dead man’s gun. But…the gun itself belonged to someone dead, so by the same logic—”
“Don’t try,” Waxillium said. “Logic doesn’t work on Wayne.”
“I bought a ward against it off a traveling fortune-teller,” Wayne explained. “It lets me add two ’n’ two and get a pickle.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Alloy of Law

“Your horse is a donkey, your poodle is a giant wolf breed, and your boyfriend is whatever the hell he is. You have problems.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Shifts

“Why would I want to win anything other than a beautiful game?”
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear