Magpie

“When I played the “I don’t feel comfortable” card, he knew it was over. “I don’t feel comfortable” is the classic manipulative girl get-my-way line. It’s right up there with “I don’t feel entirely safe.” Was it fair? Nope. Was it cool? Absolutely not. But it also wasn’t fair or cool for him to have brought three dozen size-zero gowns to my photo shoot.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“We are all Hangmen.”
― Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall

“I love my mom. And this time, I told her I loved her. And she told me she loved me, too. And things were okay for a little while.”
― Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

“A French newspaper accidentally ran a picture of Amy and me from the Katie Couric sketch thinking it was a picture of Couric and Palin. Although I think that had less to do with the “power of satire” and more to do with the fact that to the French, we are all indistinguishable fat dough balls.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants