“I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.”
― Skulduggery Pleasant
― Skulduggery Pleasant
“We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.”
― Death Bringer
― Death Bringer
“It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -”
― Mortal Coil
― Mortal Coil
“They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.
China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.”
― Mortal Coil
China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.”
― Mortal Coil
“Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.”
Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.”
― Skulduggery Pleasant
Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.”
― Skulduggery Pleasant
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