Echnolon

“She’s a coldly ruthless management shitweasel and evil sorceress with a mind as twisty as a seven-dimensional Möbius strip, but to be scrupulously even-handed, she probably thinks I’m a Generation X slacker unfairly gifted with powers that make me the necromantic equivalent of a walking neutron bomb. And the hell of it is, we’re both right.”
― Charles Stross, The Regicide Report

“Target any healers within range” or “Target anyone who thinks it’s okay to put mayonnaise on hotdogs.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods

“New Achievement! You’re the reason why daddy drinks! You have, for an unspecified reason, raised the ire of the System AI. You have corrected the issue, and everything is back to normal. The acceleration action has been suspended. This time. Good boy. Reward: You’ve received a Gold Makeup Sex is the Best Sex box. You’re not going to break me. Fuck you all. I will break you.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods

“I hope you said your prayers and brought the lube, because you about to get fucked from here to eternity.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook