John

“If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!”
― Craig Ferguson

“It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?”
― Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

“From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?”
― Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

“Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery!”
― Craig Ferguson