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“If she ever turned into a werewolf, it would be one of those jolly breezy werewolves whom it is a pleasure to know.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Aunts Aren't Gentlemen

“You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Girl in Blue

“But a thing I’ve often noticed is that when I’ve got something off my mind, it pretty nearly always happens that Fate sidles up and shoves on something else,”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Jeeves Omnibus Vol. 4

“Do you ever get moods when life seems absolutely meaningless? It's like a badly-constructed story, with all sorts of characters moving in and out who have nothing to do with the plot. And when somebody comes along that you think really has something to do with the plot, he suddenly drops out. After a while you begin to wonder what the story is about, and you feel that it's about nothing—just a jumble.”
― P.G. Wodehouse