Carl-Erik Kopseng

Add friend
Sign in to Goodreads to learn more about Carl-Erik.

http://oligofren.wordpress.com
https://www.goodreads.com/carl-erik

Er ist wieder da
Rate this book
Clear rating

progress: 
 
  (20%)
Apr 30, 2017 04:42PM

 

Carl-Erik’s Recent Updates

Carl-Erik Kopseng finished reading
Electronics For Dummies by Cathleen Shamieh
Rate this book
Clear rating
Carl-Erik Kopseng wants to read
Ich gebe Ihnen mein Ehrenwort. Die Weltgeschichte der Lüge by Traudl Bünger
Rate this book
Clear rating
The Reader by Bernhard Schlink
Rate this book
Clear rating
Carl-Erik Kopseng wants to read
Innsirkling by Carl Frode Tiller
Rate this book
Clear rating
Carl-Erik Kopseng wants to read
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Rate this book
Clear rating
Carl-Erik Kopseng wants to read
Gödel, Escher, Bach by Douglas R. Hofstadter
Rate this book
Clear rating
Carl-Erik Kopseng wants to read
Thinking, Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman
Rate this book
Clear rating
Carl-Erik Kopseng finished reading
Jerusalem by Guy Delisle
Rate this book
Clear rating
Carl-Erik Kopseng rated a book did not like it
Byte Me by Dave Feder
Rate this book
Clear rating
This book is why self-publishing isn't a good thing. 55 pages of whiny drivel about working in a crap industry.
Electronics For Dummies by Cathleen Shamieh
Rate this book
Clear rating
More of Carl-Erik's books…
Alain de Botton
“French travellers were prone to be very upset by the differences. In hotels, they kept away from sideboards with strange foods, requesting the normal dishes they knew from home. They tried not to talk to anyone who had made the error of not speaking their language, and picked gingerly at the fennel bread. Montaigne”
Alain de Botton, The Consolations of Philosophy

“You should date a girl who reads.
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes, who has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.

Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag. She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she has found the book she wants. You see that weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a secondhand book shop? That’s the reader. They can never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow and worn.

She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in a world of the author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book.

Buy her another cup of coffee.

Let her know what you really think of Murakami. See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if she says she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound intelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.

It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday, for Christmas, for anniversaries. Give her the gift of words, in poetry and in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let her know that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite book. It will never be your fault if she does.

She has to give it a shot somehow.

Lie to her. If she understands syntax, she will understand your need to lie. Behind words are other things: motivation, value, nuance, dialogue. It will not be the end of the world.

Fail her. Because a girl who reads knows that failure always leads up to the climax. Because girls who read understand that all things must come to end, but that you can always write a sequel. That you can begin again and again and still be the hero. That life is meant to have a villain or two.

Why be frightened of everything that you are not? Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilight series.

If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.

You will propose on a hot air balloon. Or during a rock concert. Or very casually next time she’s sick. Over Skype.

You will smile so hard you will wonder why your heart hasn’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet. You will write the story of your lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes. She will introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the same day. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will recite Keats under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots.

Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.

Or better yet, date a girl who writes.”
Rosemarie Urquico

Kent Beck
“There is only one code stream. You can develop in a temporary branch, but never let it live longer than a few hours. Multiple code streams are an enormous source of waste in software development. I fix a defect in the currently deployed software. Then I have to retrofit the fix to all the other deployed versions and the active development branch. Then you find that my fix broke something you were working on and you interrupt me to fix my fix. And on and on. There are legitimate reasons for having multiple versions of the source code active at one time. Sometimes, though, all that is at work is simple expedience, a micro-optimization taken without a view to the macro-consequences. If you have multiple code bases, put a plan in place for reducing them gradually. You can improve the build system to create several products from a single code base. You can move the variation into configuration files. Whatever you have to do, improve your process until you no longer need multiple versions of the code.”
Kent Beck, Extreme Programming Explained: Embrace Change

Why The Lucky Stiff
“when you don't create things, you become defined by your tastes rather than ability. your tastes only narrow & exclude people. so create.”
Why The Lucky Stiff

Kent Beck
“Sit Together Develop in an open space big enough for the whole team. Meet the need for privacy and "owned" space by having small private spaces nearby or by limiting work hours so team members can get their privacy needs met elsewhere.”
Kent Beck, Extreme Programming Explained: Embrace Change

See your year in books badge
Daniel ...
420 books | 60 friends

Jan Grue
266 books | 87 friends

Hans Hu...
99 books | 30 friends

Albana ...
313 books | 47 friends

Ibrahim
151 books | 22 friends

Anna B.
155 books | 21 friends

Eliin
68 books | 28 friends

Natalya
218 books | 79 friends

More friends…
Refactoring by Martin FowlerThe Mythical Man-Month by Frederick P. Brooks Jr.Artificial Intelligence by Peter NorvigModern Operating Systems by Andrew S. TanenbaumHow to Design Programs by Matthias Felleisen
Essential Programming Books
152 books — 428 voters
Test-Driven JavaScript Development by Christian JohansenJavaScript by Douglas Crockford
Best JavaScript Books
42 books — 84 voters

More…


Polls voted on by Carl-Erik

Lists liked by Carl-Erik