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“A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.”
― Alexander Hamilton

“I never want to change so much that people can't recognize me.”
― Taylor Swift

“In youth, it was a way I had,
To do my best to please.
And change, with every passing lad
To suit his theories.

But now I know the things I know
And do the things I do,
And if you do not like me so,
To hell, my love, with you.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Complete Poems of Dorothy Parker

“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”
― H.N. Turteltaub, The Sacred Land