Haley

“By now it was clear that Howl was in a mood to produce green slime any second. Sophie hurriedly put her sewing away. "I'll make some hot buttered toast," she said. "Is that all you can do in the face of tragedy??" Howl asked. "Make toast!”
― Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

“Learn to drive?"
"Never," said Quentin. "My mission in life is to be a passenger.”
― Diana Wynne Jones, Archer's Goon

“A garden should be natural-seeming, with wild sections, including a large area of bluebells.”
― Diana Wynne Jones, Castle in the Air

“There is very seldom any true secret.”
― Diana Wynne Jones, Deep Secret