Daze

“If you use your head even sweets wont make you fat.”
― L Lawliet

“Are you trying to tell me that you've never been kissed?"
I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. He looked so dubious, and his tone had borderd on insulting. "Yeah. So?"
"So, I'm shocked, that's all. You're...you."
In-sul-ting."Me?" I asked stiffly.
"Yeah. Hot," he said.
Wait. Me? HOT?
He laughed down at me."No one's told you that, either, have they?"
I could only shake me head.
"You've clearly been hanging around idiots.”
― Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland

“You don't think I'm crazy?" I asked hesitantly.
"Like I'm one to judge another persons sanity.”
― Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland

“I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal.”
― Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland