Tabs

“What the fuck!” Smithie shouted. “Where did you all go? Is anyone fuckin’ there? I’m in a fuckin’ tree. Jesus fuckin’ Christ.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Revenge

“Fuck buddies don’t have rules. It’s like being in a fight club. The first rule of fuck buddies is… there are no rules.” I was making this up as I went along. I had no idea if fuck buddies had rules. I’d never had a fuck buddy. I’d never even wanted one. Hell, I didn’t want one now!”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Revenge

“I ain’t cuffin’ Luke to no bed,” Tex boomed, tearing me away from my intriguing thoughts. “Fuck, I’m not cuffin’ Lee or Vance to a bed, either. Those boys would lose their badass motherfucker minds. I got a girlfriend and fifteen cats. I get tortured and killed, who’s gonna take care of Nancy and my kitties?”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Revenge

“Patrick had done pretty damn well for himself, but not so well that he could go around feeling sad and awkward over how many swimming pools he had.”
― Anonymous