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“What the fuck!” Smithie shouted. “Where did you all go? Is anyone fuckin’ there? I’m in a fuckin’ tree. Jesus fuckin’ Christ.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Revenge

“Fuck buddies don’t have rules. It’s like being in a fight club. The first rule of fuck buddies is… there are no rules.” I was making this up as I went along. I had no idea if fuck buddies had rules. I’d never had a fuck buddy. I’d never even wanted one. Hell, I didn’t want one now!”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Revenge

“I ain’t cuffin’ Luke to no bed,” Tex boomed, tearing me away from my intriguing thoughts. “Fuck, I’m not cuffin’ Lee or Vance to a bed, either. Those boys would lose their badass motherfucker minds. I got a girlfriend and fifteen cats. I get tortured and killed, who’s gonna take care of Nancy and my kitties?”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Revenge

“Your handsomeness is pretty far from general, Holden.”
― Anonymous

“Patrick had done pretty damn well for himself, but not so well that he could go around feeling sad and awkward over how many swimming pools he had.”
― Anonymous

“Now, tell me, Mr. Clark. Did you come here to allow me the chance to once again demonstrate my intellectual superiority, or did you have some actual business?” “You don’t need to demonstrate your superiority to me. I take it as a given on all fronts.”
― Courtney Milan, The Suffragette Scandal

“Mr. Clark.” Free almost wanted to laugh. “Do you suppose I had myself committed to a hospital for prostitutes afflicted with venereal disease by telling everyone the truth all the time? Sometimes, the truth needs a little assistance.”
― Courtney Milan, The Suffragette Scandal

“Rio often showed affection through firearms. He lent them and even gave them as gifts, the way a mother might dole out mittens and cookies.”
― Anonymous

“On Harpy’s Drive we passed a row of trees, each one with its trunk unnaturally bloated and covered with black fuzz. I had no idea what the fuzz did, but we steered clear of it. The law of navigating post-Shift Atlanta was simple: if you don’t know what it is, don’t touch it.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Breaks

“If you finish eating this food, I’ll get you a whole herd of giant donkeys.”

“That’s the strangest bribe I’ve ever heard of,”
― Ilona Andrews

“I’m going to punch you in the arm,” I growled. “We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the petitioners with his vomit. It’ll be great . . .” Oh God. I put my hands over my face.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Breaks

“You’re not getting any younger. You can only be a canoeing, programming, hermit bachelor, CEO rich dude for so long.”
― Jenny Holiday, Sleeping with Her Enemy