“Cats are assholes. I get it. But do you know why people like cats, despite their asshole-ness? It’s because they don’t fucking talk. If they did, and they were all like you, they’d all be extinct because we’d have killed you all by now.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Goddammit Donut!”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
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