Susan

“My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.”
― Janet Evanovich

“Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch has the mother of all death cooties. – Lula ”
― Janet Evanovich

“Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.”
― Allen Saunders

“Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!”
― Charlaine Harris