Susan > Susan's Quotes

“Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch has the mother of all death cooties. – Lula ”
― Janet Evanovich

“Maybe next time we just open the door and start out with some bitch slapping.”
― Janet Evanovich, Three to Get Deadly

“I need mood music. I gotta get myself ready to kick butt."
Lula - High Five”
― Janet Evanovich, High Five

“Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!”
― Charlaine Harris

“My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.”
― Janet Evanovich

“Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.”
― Allen Saunders

“Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.”
― Charlaine Harris