David

“I am a humanist, which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently without expectations of rewards or punishments after I am dead.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. ”
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“I swim against the tide because I like to annoy.”
― Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Angel's Game