David

“Never say anything that doesn't improve on silence.”
― Richard Yates, A Good School

“I swim against the tide because I like to annoy.”
― Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Angel's Game

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
― Mark Twain

“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
― Jerry Seinfeld