“Men love women because they're the loveliest creatures on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn.”
― Never Hit a Jellyfish With a Spade: How to Survive Life's Smaller Challenges
― Never Hit a Jellyfish With a Spade: How to Survive Life's Smaller Challenges
“O. J. Simpson was wonderfully stiff in both Capricorn One and The Towering Inferno. David: I directed him in the Naked Gun movies. Although he actually improved with each film, his acting remained a lot like his murdering—he got away with it, but no one really believed him.”
― Surely You Can't Be Serious: The True Story of Airplane!
― Surely You Can't Be Serious: The True Story of Airplane!
“If you have a better idea, if your plan makes more sense, if you have a vision, then put down your laundry and scream a little bit. Throw your hat into the ring, and never let professionals or their uniforms prevent you from telling anyone where to point their hose.”
― Surely You Can't Be Serious: The True Story of Airplane!
― Surely You Can't Be Serious: The True Story of Airplane!
“There is no meant to when it comes to feelings. You feel what you feel.”
― The Hike
― The Hike
“An over-excited accountant, like the University of Hull, is a contradiction in terms.”
― Flying Dutch
― Flying Dutch
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