John

“I always advise people never to give advice.”
― P.G. Wodehouse

“I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.”
― P.G. Wodehouse

“I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping.”
― P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves and the Unbidden Guest

“There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.”
― P.G. Wodehouse