LaTonya Reed

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
― Thomas A. Edison

“Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.”
― George Eliot, Impressions of Theophrastus Such

“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
― Mark Twain

“Dating in high school was very different. Boys suddenly went up your shirt. Girls were expected to give blow jobs and be sexy. You had to be hot but not a slut. You had to be into sex but never have it, except when your boyfriend wanted it. If you had sex you had to keep it a secret but also be very good at it, except not too good, because this better be your first time. Darling Nikki masturbated to a magazine, but Madonna was supposedly still a virgin. It was very confusing.”
― Amy Poehler, Yes Please