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Deonna Chirstensen

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Deonna’s Quotes

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

tags: cats, humor, women

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“He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

tags: humor, shampoo

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“Mom says it's because she has PMS.
Do you even know what that means?
"I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome”
― Nicholas Sparks, The Last Song

tags: humor

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“I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation.”
― Whoopi Goldberg

tags: annoyance, irritation, pet-peeves

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“What the hell is that?" I laughed.
"It's my fox hat."
"Your fox hat?"
"Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat."
"Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked.
"Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

tags: funny, humor

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Lovers of Paranormal — 10614 members — last activity Jan 27, 2026 06:59AM
If, like us, you enjoy anything paranormal, then this place is for you. This is a bookclub dedicated to Paranormal (YA & Adult) Fantasy, dystopia, sci ...more

Warriors - Roleplay — 9 members — last activity Feb 21, 2013 08:51PM
This is a roleplay group for the books of Erin Hunter named Warriors. This is for fun and hopefully you will enjoy being in this group!

Avengers Roleplay! — 42 members — last activity Dec 17, 2021 06:03AM
Do you love the Avengers? How about an Avengers roleplay? That's right, come here to roleplay as your own charries (or if you're a mod you may claim o ...more