Storm The Gremlin Child -Hiatus-

“Me: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up!
Me: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!”
― idk, Not a book

“Dear Karma, I have a list of people that you missed.”
― Anonymous

“My name? My name is nothing compared to Orion.”
“No, I love your name. You’ve got tons of nickname opportunities. I got O, and that’s it. Oh, actually, I also had people calling me ‘Oreo’ in high school. Hated that.”
“That’s bad, but at least you didn’t have to deal with ‘Valentino’s Day’ every Valentines Day. I had to ask out my friends’ crushes for them like I was Cupid.”
“I’m so sorry, Cupid.”
“It’s okay, Oreo.”
― Adam Silvera, The First to Die at the End

“Me: Pros and cons of dating me.
Me: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Me: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-”
― idk