Nicholas Marino

“The bombastic bushy-bearded beatnik bard promised land reforms, social justice and pickled plantains on every plate—the standard stipends of welfare-waffled Commie commissars.”
― James Ellroy, American Tabloid

“Zombies?” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. “Frigging zombies are going to rise if I don’t use my powers?” “Flesh-eating undead are ghouls not zombies but, yes, more or less.”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“The Christians had then struck back with a decal of a larger fish, labeled “TRUTH,” eating the Darwin fish, which distilled Christianity to its core principle: the ultimate devouring of Science by the giant, horrific Jesus-fish.”
― Robert Kroese, Mercury Rises

“So many new people are moving here. It used to be you’d only see bumper stickers for the Gamecocks, or Clemson, or the Citadel. Now you’ve got people driving around with Alabama and UVA stickers. Any one of them could be a serial killer for all we know.”
― Grady Hendrix, The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires