The Rules of Supervillainy Quotes

“Hey, killing people doesn't count if they're bad! Hollywood taught us that.”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“As the Dark Lord spoke when he saw the Archangel Michael descending upon him: We are in some serious shit.”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“The situation has gone so far past the point of insanity it's come around and become mundane again.”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“Cloak, how many laws of physics did we just break?” I asked, stunned by what had just happened. “You can’t break the laws of physics. Whenever you seem to violate one, it only means your understanding of them is incomplete. To answer your question, though, three hundred and forty-seven.” “I thought so.” I was amazed at the power”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“Prison... it changes you. I'm not the same man I was before going on the inside. I can't go back. I won't." "You were in prison less than twenty-minutes.”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“What IS it about this town? I never thought I’d long for the good old days of Nazi robots and dragons.”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“Words cannot express how pissed off I am. I am going to have to invent a new word to explain how angry I am. Karflagled. I am so karflagled off at you right now!” “See,”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“What are you doing?” “Sorry, I’m talking to my other personality.” “Ah. Carry”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“Somehow, I think God will forgive her. If not, eh, Hell has better parties anyway.”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“In space?” I choked out. “We’re all in space,” Ultragod replied, a broad smile on his face. “Humans travel on Starship Earth.” “Why thank you, Super Hippie. I can’t breathe in space, you know!”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“Cloak, does God hate me?" I said. "It depends which god you mean. I've met several." "The Jewish One." "Yes.”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“Perhaps she will be understanding about the fact you’re going to put her in constant danger as well as make the world an objectively worse place by your presence.” “Let’s hope!”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“Zombies?” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. “Frigging zombies are going to rise if I don’t use my powers?” “Flesh-eating undead are ghouls not zombies but, yes, more or less.”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“What are you doing?” “Sorry, I’m talking to my other personality.” “Ah. Carry on.” Given”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“As the Dark Lord spoke when he saw the Archangel Michael descending upon him: We are in some serious shit.” “No”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“Prison…it changes you. I’m not the same man I was before going on the inside. I can’t go back, I won’t.” “You were in prison less than twenty-minutes.” “Details.”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“What smells like pork?” “That’s just burning human flesh.” I gestured to where Big Ben had been crushed. “You get used to it.”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy

“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.”
― C.T. Phipps, The Rules of Supervillainy