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“Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me"
Tucker: "I don't understand the question.”
― I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Tucker: "I don't understand the question.”
― I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
“My shift was over. Thank God! One more closer to the grave.”
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“You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.”
― Assholes Finish First
― Assholes Finish First
“I’m too big of a fan of sin and debauchery to be a Christian.”
― Inappropriate
― Inappropriate
“Let’s go home,’ Homer said, ‘to Hell.”
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