Kait

“Didn’t stop you from throwing a tree at my head.” “Was small tree,” Rock said. “And very hard head.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

“Even exhausted, Alice was worth her weight in pissed-off badgers.”
― Seanan McGuire, Chaos Choreography

“We have added a new Occasion to the calendar,” squeaked the junior priest in charge of the congregation. “We will spend this night in Solemn Contemplation, and there will be little shouting, or cheering, or speaking.” “Cool, thanks.” I paused. “What’s the new occasion?” “We will celebrate Crossing the Sea, and Arriving in Australia, and Killing a Very Large Snake,” said the priest solemnly.”
― Seanan McGuire, Pocket Apocalypse

“After all, what’s the point in preserving something for posterity if we don’t do it correctly?”
― Mira Grant, Into the Drowning Deep