Stewart "Stewie"

“So Achmed if you've been in my suitcase this entire time how have you been getting through security? Oh thats easy they open the suitcase and i say 'ello my name is lindey lohan!”
― Jeff Dunham

“guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do”
― Larry the Cable Guy

“Get rich or die tryin'.”
― 50 cent

“If you die in an elevator make sure you press the UP button.”
― 50 cent