“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
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“I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!”
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“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
― The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
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