Kris

“The good part about having a mental disorder is having a valid reason for all the stupid things we do because of a damaged prefrontal cortex. However, the best part is seeing someone completely sane do the exact same things, without a valid excuse. This is the great equalizer of God and his little gift for all us crazy people to enjoy.”
― Shannon L. Alder

“Friendship plants itself as a small unobtrusive seed; over time, it grows thick roots that wrap around your heart. When a love affair ends, the tree is torn out quickly, the operation painful but clean. Friendship withers quietly, there is always hope of revival. Only after time has passed do you recognise that it is dead, and you are left, for years afterwards, pulling dry brown fibres from your chest.”
― Anna Lyndsey, Girl in the Dark

“You have put me in here a cub, but I will come out roaring like a lion, and I will make all hell howl!”
― Carry A. Nation

“A honeymoon is, after all, a sex vacation you're giving yourself after a massive party in your honor.”
― Mindy Kaling, Why Not Me?