Michael

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
― Mark Twain

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes