John Guild

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters

“All right, then, I'll go to hell.”
― Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

“Of course I do know it is the French who are so wicked; but there are all these people who keep coming and going - the Austrians, the Spaniards, the Russians. Pray, are the Russians good now? It would be very shocking - treason no doubt - to put the wrong people in my prayers.”
― Patrick O'Brian, H.M.S. Surprise

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”
― George Orwell, Animal Farm