Logan

“I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also experienced compassion and generosity, but only fleetingly and usually while drunk, so I have little memory.”
― Augusten Burroughs

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”
― Garrison Keillor

“I, myself, am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”
― Augusten Burroughs

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor