Aaron

“The people we've known the longest are often the people we know the least.”
― Paul Levine, The Deep Blue Alibi

“Look son, the Human Pig.

(shocked)Mother, y-you're inhuman!

(deadpan)Another animal could do this?”
― Larry Gonick, The Cartoon History of the Universe II, Vol. 8-13: From the Springtime of China to the Fall of Rome

“If anything she was a shade too plump, but she knew the ninety-seven ways of making love that the Hindus are supposed to set much store by―though mind you, it is all nonsense, for the seventy-fourth position turns out to be the same as the seventy-third, but with your fingers crossed.”
― George MacDonald Fraser, Flashman

“Solomon's Laws:
8. If a guy who's smart, handsome, and rich invites you and your girlfriend to a nudist club...chances are he's got a giant shmeckel.”
― Paul Levine, The Deep Blue Alibi