
“good at taking out the bones!” Lobo said. “I’m sure you are.” Susi said. “Now good luck to your shift, and let us know if they come by.” “Good luck, kids!” Susi said. “Or should I say guys? You’re not kids anymore!”
― The Valiant Wolf's Diaries (Book 5): Back to the End (An Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 (Preteen)
― The Valiant Wolf's Diaries (Book 5): Back to the End (An Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 (Preteen)

“Zowie! That is some serious monies!”
― The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 5
― The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 5
“Keep fighting!” Dave shouted. “Oh, really?” said Carl sarcastically, swinging his golem fists and sending hordes of silverfish flying. “I was actually going to stop fighting. Thanks for the great advice, Dave.”
― Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series
― Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“What a ragamuffin.” She looked at me with a confused expression on her face. “What are you, ninety years old? Who says ragamuffin?” I grunted because I was offended. “I guess I do.” The”
― The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 3
― The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 3

“It looked like the whole town was invaded by radioactive cockroaches.”
― Herobrine Saves Christmas: Herobrine's Wacky Adventures Book 3
― Herobrine Saves Christmas: Herobrine's Wacky Adventures Book 3
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