The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 3 Quotes

“And now, let’s get to the story!”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 3

“What are you doing?” he coughed. “Villagers don’t attack players. That’s illegal.” “Then you can call me an outlaw,”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 3

“Wickham, Wayne, maybe Wiggoly, Winter,”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 3

“name is Tantancrafter”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 3

“Tantancrafter”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 3

“United States BRBasher”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 3

“the Dretsky clan?”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 3

“Ugh. Names that do not begin with ‘W’ are so horrid.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 3

“What a ragamuffin.” She looked at me with a confused expression on her face. “What are you, ninety years old? Who says ragamuffin?” I grunted because I was offended. “I guess I do.” The”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 3

“E dee um,” said Slimy.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 3

“I grunted, allowing my pent-up rage an escape. I pushed open the door to my room. What I saw inside angered me more than I had ever been angered before! At that moment, I swore I would get revenge on Wes some way or another. He wouldn’t see that coming. Slimy was in his crib crying hysterically. Someone, obviously Wes, had crafted a fence and put it on top of the crib and then put several cobblestones on top of the fence so that Slimy couldn’t get out. In front of the crib was my action figure, Creepy. It had been stomped on and destroyed by someone’s foot. Obviously, Wes’ foot.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 3