John Morphus

“Helen Keller was blind and deaf when she graduated from college with honors. So what's your problem?”
― Charles Stanley

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“The worst part about being sick is not getting any sympathy from my wife. She says I have the "man-flu." The Urban Dictionary defines "man-flu" as "an illness that causes the male to be completely helpless and sicker than any other family member." In females it is known as a cold.”
― James Collins, Don't Throw the Believer Out with the Baptistry Water: The Best of The Point Is... Volume 1

“Obey God and leave all the consequences to Him.”
― Charles Stanley