Jess

“There’s even a hot tub,’ she whispered, like we would be impressed by a blow-up pond of STI soup.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“If something is meant to be yours, it will find its way to you,”
― Dani Atkins, Always You and Me

“I was just thinking how wonderful and quiet it had been.’ ‘And there you go, why did you say the Q word? You should know by now that whenever anyone at work mentions the Q word that it all goes horribly wrong in no time.”
― Helen Phifer, First Girl to Die

“Blood is a shocking stain to get rid of. Even Mrs Hinch has nothing helpful on that.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It