How to Kill Men and Get Away With It Quotes

“Oh, to have the confidence of a very average white male.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“I want to live in a world where I don’t have to keep my keys between my fingers in case I’m attacked walking home.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“He doesn’t look like a monster though. But they don’t, do they? Otherwise, they’d never get the opportunity to be monsters.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“When we are struck at without a reason, we should strike back again very hard; I am sure we should – so hard as to teach the person who struck us never to do it again.’ —JANE EYRE”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“I blame Hollywood for this. There’s still some notion that continually trying to win over a woman who has quite clearly expressed having no interest in you is romantic.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“He referred to himself as an ‘entrepreneur’. Which everyone knows is shorthand for twat.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“Maybe disemboweling a sex offender is what I need to cure this particular hangover.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“I absolutely refuse to be around anyone who thinks they’re better than me because a) who has the time to waste hanging out with anyone you just will never get along with and b) no one is better than me.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“If you think extremely average white men have a confidence they don’t deserve, imagine one with money who has been gushed over since he was about twelve.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“My feet hurt in my heels, and I wonder if they were designed by men specifically to make women easier to catch.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“There are darknesses in life and there are lights, and you are one of the lights, the light of all lights.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“Tons of action. Just a few weeks ago I killed a man by stabbing him through the eye. Then I chopped him into pieces and fed him into the mincers at one of my meat factories. There are probably a few sausage-roll fans chowing down on him as we speak. Before that I killed a creep who followed me home and threatened to rape me because I didn’t fuck him for buying me a few glasses of shitty wine. And have I mentioned my dad?”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“And false hope is worse than no hope. That’s what I read on Refinery29 anyway.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“She’s clearly never met him, but regales us with that fake joy only funeral comperes can nail, about how much he loved life, cricket, his family, Lucy, along with violence towards women and girls. I made the last one up.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“you think extremely average white men have a confidence they don’t deserve, imagine one with money who has been gushed over since he was about twelve.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“Your call. You’d really enjoy the chopping up though. It’s the best bit.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“There’s still some notion that continually trying to win over a woman who has quite clearly expressed having no interest in you is romantic.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“I can barely contain my unexcitement”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“The straw draws attention to my mouth, which will apparently get him thinking about the other things I can do with it. Thanks for that tip, Teen Vogue.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“I swear every single New Year’s Eve I end up saying “well what a fucking year that was, thank fuck it’s over”. It’s not just me, is it?”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“Ladies,’ he says, holding his glass up like he’s Leonardo DiCaprio in The Great Gatsby. If you think extremely average white men have a confidence they don’t deserve, imagine one with money who has been gushed over since he was about twelve.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“Humour, but also enough to suggest my extreme vulnerability. Because nothing attracts hideous fuckboys quite like a woman with low self-esteem.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“Did he do that awful thing where they just stick their fingers in you, like they’re trying to get hair out of the plughole?”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“And don’t even get me started on men in sandals. Some things just shouldn’t be seen out in public and hairy toes are one of them.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“If you think extremely average white men have a confidence they don’t deserve, imagine one with money who”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“There’s even a hot tub,’ she whispered, like we would be impressed by a blow-up pond of STI soup.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“Blood is a shocking stain to get rid of. Even Mrs Hinch has nothing helpful on that.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“The colour palette of death is really rather pretty.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“I absolutely refuse to be around anyone who thinks they're better than me because a) who has the time to waste hanging out with anyone you just will never get along with and b) no one is better than me.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

“I just about hold myself back from grabbing a butter knife and disembowelling him there and then.”
― Katy Brent, How to Kill Men and Get Away With It