Tim

“I'm sharing a loft with a dragon who snores like two chainsaws having angry sex.”
― Vaughn R. Demont, Lightning Rod

“...I want to believe there's a perfect happy ending out there for us. And if not?
Well, then fuck it, we'll just make our own.”
― Vaughn R. Demont, Breaking Ties

“...clearly, we're supposed to be together. If this were the internet, seventeen-year-old girls would be writing slash fiction about us as we speak.”
― Vaughn R. Demont, Lightning Rod

“What can I say?" He motions to the distressed sedan. "I drive this piece of shit to compensate for my huge dick.”
― Vaughn R. Demont, Lightning Rod