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Prologue Entybrine was feeling VERY murderous.
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“Stop blabbering and let us in, fool!” shouted Carl. “We have no time to waste with the likes of you!” “AT ONCE, SIR,” said the robot. “OPEN THE GATES!” The gates swung open. “That was pretty good,” Dave whispered to Carl as they rode into the city. “I just tried to act more like Spidroth,” Carl whispered back.”
― Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
― Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
“What can I get for you chaps?” a pigman in a chefs hat asked them. “We have rabbit stew, mushroom stew or baked po—” “BAKED POTATO!” said Carl. “Um, ok,” said the pigman. “Er, and for you two?” “Rabbit stew for me, please,” said Dave. “And I want the head of my father on a golden plate,” said Spidroth darkly, staring at Heroprime.”
― Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
― Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
“The two of them gave each other the weakest, most pathetic fist bump ever. “Ugh… that took too much effort,” said Jake. “Tell me about it, I nearly broke my arm from just trying to reach over to you,” said Isaac.”
― Diary of Steve the Noob 42 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
― Diary of Steve the Noob 42 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“Not on my watch,” said Captain Arceus. “Fire at will!” Then Will yelled, “What?! Why?! What did I do?!”
― Diary of Steve the Noob 36 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
― Diary of Steve the Noob 36 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)
“I’m begging for mercy now,” said Carl, “please stop with the preaching. You’re boring me to tears.”
― Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
― Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
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