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“I’m begging for mercy now,” said Carl, “please stop with the preaching. You’re boring me to tears.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Not on my watch,” said Captain Arceus. “Fire at will!” Then Will yelled, “What?! Why?! What did I do?!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 36 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“What can I get for you chaps?” a pigman in a chefs hat asked them. “We have rabbit stew, mushroom stew or baked po—” “BAKED POTATO!” said Carl. “Um, ok,” said the pigman. “Er, and for you two?” “Rabbit stew for me, please,” said Dave. “And I want the head of my father on a golden plate,” said Spidroth darkly, staring at Heroprime.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“The two of them gave each other the weakest, most pathetic fist bump ever. “Ugh… that took too much effort,” said Jake. “Tell me about it, I nearly broke my arm from just trying to reach over to you,” said Isaac.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 42 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)