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“Jared gripped me tighter. "If you beat metal long enough, it turns to steel.”
― Penelope Douglas, Bully

“Yesterday lasts forever.
Tomorrow comes never.
Until you”
― Penelope Douglas, Bully

“Give me a cat over a kid any day.   You can open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down on the floor next to a bucket of water, go on vacation for a week, and come home to an animal that is so busy licking it’s own ass that it has no idea you were even gone.   You can’t do that with a kid.   Well, I guess you could, but I’m sure it’s frowned upon in most circles.   And if my kid could lick his own ass, I’d have saved a shit load of money on diapers, I can tell you that.”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“We are your friends. It is the law of friendship that you tell us things you don’t want to tell us.”
― J. Lynn, Wait for You