Ruby Rue

“Նիզարը տատիս ասել է, որ վերևից եկածների հետ հարկավոր է քաղաքավարի ու հոգնակի խոսել։
Տատս կարագն ու կաթը ձեռքին ներս է մտել ու. «Բարև ձեզ, բատոնեբո, մենք ջաղչիբան Օնանի կնիկներն ենք»։
Միլիցիոներները նրա ետևից էլի կանանց են սպասել, հետո գլխի են ընկել, որ տատս «քաղաքավարի» է խոսում, հռհռացել են։”
― Levon Khechoyan, Խնկի ծառեր

“That woman, as nature has created her and as man is at present educating her, is his enemy. She can only be his slave or his despot, but never his companion. This she can become only when she has the same rights as he, and is his equal in education and work.”
― Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, Venus in Furs

“City of Vassillian a party of five sage princes with four horses. The princes, who are of course brave, noble and wise, travel widely in distant lands, fight giant ogres, pursue exotic philosophies, take tea with weird gods and rescue beautiful monsters from ravening princesses before finally announcing that they have achieved enlightenment and that their wanderings are therefore accomplished. The second, and much longer, part of each song would then tell of all their bickerings about which one of them is going to have to walk back. All this lay in the planet’s remote past.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!”
― Anton LaVey, The Satanic Bible