Michael

“Coincidences are spiritual puns.”
― G.K. Chesterton

“Puns are the highest form of literature.”
― Alfred Hitchcock

“Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't.”
― Bill Nye

“Do they always flirt with biblical quotes?" Asil asked Tad.

In long-suffering tones, Tad said, "They can flirt with the periodic table or a restaurant menu. We've learned to live with it. Get a room you guys.”
― Patricia Briggs, Frost Burned