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Jan 27, 2009 10:58AM
2 days ago I got home at 4 am tired and fuck up of working hard! I had to use my count decapitated goats jumping of a cliff technique f to fall sleep… I was awaken at 8 am to a bunch of children running around and screaming like maniacs… WTF happened was the first thing that came to mind… later I see a cousin that I haven seen in months since she move with her “boyfriend” back to I don’t know somewhere upstate is not like I give a fuck what happens to her… but apparently things went sour over there she and her 3 children are staying here for a few days…. So for a few days I may not be on the best of moves… did I forgot to mention that I fucking hate kids?? Omg she is screaming at them to stay quiet and of course they aint listening!!! Kill me Jesus kill me now!!! They watching a show where a big dude is singing about how all his friends are different BUT he loves em anyway… and I’m here trying to put on my sucks thinking that this guy is telling children that they are not supposed to love people who are different but is bad if you don’t…
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You know that when it comes to relatives "a few days" means a few weeks, right? If not a few months.
I believe those children are our future. You should teach them well and let them lead the way. Show 'em all the beauty they possess inside, too.
Dude don’t scare me like that… I don’t think I can take this shit for more than 1 week… It’s been 3 days and I’m already having nightmares and wearing earplugs to go to sleep…
Seth, I’m under a lot of stress right now… my nonsense it’s off the charts right now… by the way seth you ever wonder how it’ll feel like to take a swim in a lake of melted marshmallows????
Well to be honest it does feel like a lot of nonsense at some times… but all my knowledge of demonic hierarchies is coming quite handy… but seriously imagine a lake of melted marshmallows not boiling but at a nice 80-85 degrees where you could swim and shit… i think it’ll be nice!
Okay, I keep picturing swimming in melted marshmallow and I think what would happen is it would trap you and then you'd sink. You'd die from marshmallow suffocation. I think you should go for some nice warm pudding, instead. Plus, imagine getting it out of your hair?
This is the part of Alfonso's post that had me laughing the most:"hey watching a show where a big dude is singing about how all his friends are different BUT he loves em anyway…"
Yes, Alfonso. Take comfort in the fact that no matter what they take from thee, they can't take away your dignity. It's the greatest love of all!
No. I recognized 7, as well, and I ooze youthfulness.
You're older than me, Tom, so why don't you answer that?
Vicki thank you for the advice but what I’m doing is as soon as I open my eyes I take a shower and leave the house till late at night…
Let the little children come to you and do not hinder them.
Just kidding. Don't kill me.
Okay, so this is what would be very entertaining to me: I would love for you to come to my school and do my job for a week while a camera crew made a documentary: Alfonso, the Childrens' Librarian. Hahaha! Especially during the recess hours when there are usually about 8 kids surrounding me all talking at the same time. Needing my love. But they'll be needing the Fonso Love, instead.
Now there's a film that would break me out of my movie hiatus.
Okay, so this is what would be very entertaining to me: I would love for you to come to my school and do my job for a week while a camera crew made a documentary: Alfonso, the Childrens' Librarian. Hahaha! Especially during the recess hours when there are usually about 8 kids surrounding me all talking at the same time. Needing my love. But they'll be needing the Fonso Love, instead.
Now there's a film that would break me out of my movie hiatus.
OMFG SHE LEAVING TOMORROW!!!! TOMORROW!!!! Question… if I offered god to become a born again Christian if the bitch left this week… and it happen… do I have to do it??? cuz I kind of like being an atheist…
Your question lends me to believe that there are holes in your atheism, Bones.
Once papa told me a story about how he said that he should die on his way back home after his baseball team lost… and he was feeling bad cuz of that… so he went to a priest and told him about it… and the priest said that he had nothing to worry about it cuz what one says in moments of anger… don’t count!!!
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