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[Nepeta]

Roxy walked toward John and kissed him. "You're so hot, Mr. Egbert."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"what the f---!" John blurted for probably the first time in his life, blushing and waving his unhurt arm Frantically. "YOU'RE MARRIED!"

[Elle]

"Hey, let's just do it right now because we're probably gonna get killed soon." Dave smiled.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

the reaaalll folllkkk bllluuueeeessss~
*sobsob*

[Elle]

"There's a zombie apocalypse! So let's make love, sweet."

[Nepeta]

"I don't care!" Roxy pushed him on the floor and straddled on him. "You've saved me so many times and Dirk slapped me!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John was freaking out. "I JUST WANTED SOME FRUIT SNACKS!" seeing how seriously crazy Roxy's was getting, he started flipping around. "Jade!!!!! HELP YOUR BOYFRIEND'S MOM IS GETTING INTAMATE WITH ME AGAINST MY 13 YEAR OLD WILL!!!"

[Elle]

"Okay, fine... I'll try not to hurt you." He kissed her and he smiled. "Come on, babe."

[Nepeta]

"Oh, Mr. Egber- OW!" Gosh, spreading your legs after birth was not a good idea. "Sorry!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

flying mint bunny whispered "whoever has sex always dies in horror films"

RAINBOWS AWAYYYY
/flees

[Elle]

"No, I've waited too long!" Dave seductively stripped.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John shook his head back and forth. "nonononononononono..!" he repeated as Roxy tried to reposition herself. His dad would murder him with cake if he found out about this.

[Elle]

"NO!" He jumped on Jade.

[Nepeta]

"Hey, can you introduce me to your dad? Is he hot? Or can I do you?" She smiled and kissed John seductively. She then screamed. "OW!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"unnn..! My dad?!" John blushed and struggled more. Geeze this lady was strong. "I don't know..!I'm not sure.. If he's sexy or not..!"

[Elle]

"NO!" Dave came out naked and pushed his mom off of John.

[Nepeta]

Roxy got off of John reluctantly and groaned. "Just do it with Dave, please."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John was blushing a ton and looked down. Why did the world want to keep him from his fruit snacks and lack of romantic awkwardness..? "um..yeah.."

[Nepeta]

"I...I'm sorry, Johnathan, I just wanted to make you feel loved."

[Elle]

"Okay," Dave said, "I promise not to hurt you...or I'll try." He dragged her to the closet and they did it.

((Three hours later))

"Hey, you okay?"

[Elle]

"You're lying. You're not okay. Was I too rough? Oh my gosh, did I hurt you?"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John stood up. "I really appreciate the thought, Roxy. But I don't believe in that sort of thing." he smiled sadly. "Now, if you'd excuse me, I'm going to go commit suicide-by-zombies to get some fruit snacks do I don't have to face how forever alone i am with my Nic cage movies."

[Nepeta]

"I wanna help you!" Roxy smiled and straightened her gown. "I'm not wearing any undies, by the way." She grabbed Casey. "Let's do this!"

[Elle]

"No, you're not!" Dave looked at her. "Are you really okay? Are you pregnant?!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"uhh, Zombie-depressed fruit snack suicide missions aren't for babies." John said awkwardly. "You should go and talk to my sister and your son about the joys of children and pre-marital sex. I'll be down the hall, getting my brain eaten by the undead."

[Elle]

"You know, like Roxy did...please say yes," Dave said, "I love you."

[Nepeta]

"Hey kids!" Roxy said, walking in on Jade and Dave. "Okay, so when you have a baby, you scream and cry and then a pretty baby pops out and you keep feeling really sore."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Zombies! Here I come!" John walked into the hallway. "Have fun with your unstable home life, Jade. Thanks for all the listening! I'm gonna get some freaking fruit snacks and probably die off." he rolled his eyes.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

how many darn pregnant ladies are we gonna have in this chat?

[Elle]

"Oh..." Dave put a hand on Jade's tummy. "YER HAVING A BABY!"

[Elle]

"WHAT?!"

((All the pregnant laddies!))

[Elle]

"AWWWW! It's gonna look like us!" He realized his mom was staring at him, so he kicked her. "John't gonna be pissed."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

Elisa, since we're pretty much the only two not to get pregnant so far, lets have a bet to see who can stay without child for the longest.

[Elle]

Rose is so totally gonna get pregnant!

Dirk stared at Roxy and they made the sweetest love in the world.

[Elle]

"Me, obviously."

[Nepeta]

Roxy smiled at him after it was over...
"YOU MADE ME SOREEER!!!" She began to nurse Casey.

[Elle]

"Sure...oh gosh, mom and bro are at it again. Do they ever stop?" Dave sighed. "You're lucky you don't have my family."

[Elle]

"Still...you must really hate my mom, don't you?"

[Elle]

"But you really hate her, don't you? She's an idiot...ughh."

[Elle]

"I want to rip her apart...all she can do is write sick fanfic about my bro and complain about the pain. No duh, she just had an ugly baby."

[Elise]

[[ I

I went to bed and all of this happened.

I

I can't read it all, omg.

So long as Rose isn't pregnant,,, ]]

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

ok kyle, im gonna channel my hussie and write a summary for you.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

OK, so...zombies invaded and pretty much everyone had sex in some way or another, including all pregnant characters. and they hate you for some reason.
have fun with that.

[Elise]

[[ I

I'm still confused

what

WHAT ]]

[Elle]

((HI GUIZ.... I'm BACCCK))

[Nepeta]

((Shut it, zip it, Elle...we should totally just ignore what happened....okay, okai...let's do this.))

"Rose?!" Roxy asked. "Aren't you gonna say hi to your little sister?"

[Elle]

Dave sighed. "Come on, Jade. Let's go, please." He helped her up.

Meanwhile, Dirk was busy playing with his old Gameboy. "Rose, come and say hi to your parents."

[Elle]

"It's time to face my sister." He almost spit out when he saw his mom, his dad, and his sister staring at little Casey. "That is too cute." He let a tear escape.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

that one song, "OH YEAH" starts to play in the background.

[Nepeta]

((Too cute...I know what to draw for my art project...a sweet moment between Roxy, Dirk, and Casey))

Roxy smiled and kissed Casey's forehead. "Aww, you're crying, Dave."