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[Elle]

Dave stared at Rose. "Hheeyyy, go bother mom." He laughed and hid behind Jade.
Dirk kissed John's forehead. "You're an amazing cool kid, John. Rose, he helped your mother give amazing birth."

[Nepeta]

Roxy looked at John and Jade. "I wish my two children could get along this well." She sighed. "And Jade's hair is so pretty and long!" She stared at Casey, who was clawing at her gown. "John, I fed her, but she's still hungry!"

[Elle]

Dave smiled. "What, you ready to make love to me yet?" He kissed her hard. "I hate being a teenage boy."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John smiled. He finally felt some self worth for trying so hard to help Roxy. Doing a good job...being heroic... "Well, Roxy, she may not be hungry, but just curious. Seeing all this movement and these people..!" he straightened his glasses a little.

[Nepeta]

"Curious about my nonexistant boobies?!" Roxy asked. "Bu...bu..." Casey pulled down Roxy's gown and Roxy yelled. "You'd better not look at them, Johnny boy."

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John turned away. "Hey I'm not a pervert, okay..! I meant wanting to move around and stuff, specifically..!" god it was weird when people used the longer versions of his name. It reminded him of pushing dad's cakes out the window and getting yelled at about it. Stupid cake.

[Elle]

"Are you sure? You don't wanna have a cute little Casey of our own?" He kissed her gently.

[Nepeta]

"CASEY'S A PERVERT!" Roxy yelled, slapping her baby's butt. Casey began to cry uncontrollably.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John facepalmed. "No Roxy..! It's how babies are..! You probably did the same thing." he turned a little back toward jade and Dave. "stop putting pressure on her, Dave. You guys are barely teenagers."

[Elle]

"Baby..." Dave sighed. "Fine, Jade. Whatever you want. But don't get mad when I'm cranky."

[Elle]

Dave kissed Jade. "Are you sure you're not?" He looked at John. "Egbert, lemme tell you something! My mom's a teenager, too!"
Dirk spanked Roxy. "YOU IDIOT, I'LL SPANK YOU, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE HO!" He spanked her harder.

[Nepeta]

Roxy began to scream. "No, Dirk! STOP IT!" She slashed his face and began to cry, her flat butt sore.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"I never said I approved of their ages, but then again, Dirk and Roxy have their own right to when they feel it's okay to do these things. I don't have a say in anything for them." John said coldly. "But my sister IS my business, and I deserve the right to back her up." he looked at the older two, and the standing nearby Rose, distracted.

[Elle]

"NO!" Dirk yelled, pulling Roxy's haid. "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO CASEY?!" He slapped her hard.
"Woah," Dave said. "Dirk?"

[Nepeta]

Roxy slapped Dirk back and sunk down in the bed. "Shut up, Dirk." She began to cry incredibly hard. "Rosey, come and say hi to your mommy!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

this is hardcore

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"Guys, both of you need to calm down a little." John added, nervously.

[Elle]

Dirk stared at John. "But she hurt little Casey." He looked at his crying daughter and wife. "Fine, I'll do it with Roxy just to say I'm sorry."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

AND THE RESTLESS SPIRITS BENEATH THE HOSPITAL AWOKE FROM ALL THIS NOISE AND BEGAN FILLING THE HOSPITAL WITH

ZOMBIES.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN

[Nepeta]

The doctor walked in and took Roxy's temperature and stared at her.
"She's hot, can I keep her."
"NO!" Roxy said. "Rosey? Why doesn't Rose love me!?"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"yeahh okay judging by that sound and the limping of zombies, I'm pretty sure what parts of my soul that were still intact are going to be eaten by some monster in about a minute or so." John stated.

[Elle]

So Dirk killed them all in a minute.
"Jade...we're gonna die!" Dave yelled.

[Nepeta]

Roxy cried out in pain. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" A zombie had bitten her.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

GRREAGGAAHHAAAG THE ZOMBIES BEGAN EATING EVERYTHING.

SOMEONE PROTECT THE BABY

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"I volunteer as tribute! And will go on a life risking somewhat suicidal journey to kill the remaining zombies elsewhere in the building because I clearly have little to no active love interest and am the medic In this apocalypse team. ." John volunteered, raising his hand. "plus I want to go get some fruit snacks from the vending machine."

[Elle]

Dirk grabbed the baby and held it close.
"My mom's dead meat," Dave said. "Rose, say goodbye to her at least." He grabbed Jade's gun and pointed it at his mother's head.

[Elle]

"No...I love you, Ma."

[Nepeta]

Roxy sighed and stared at her son. She was probably really ugly looking. Her heart was slowing down. "I love you too, Dave. Take care of Casey for me."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

and zombies began throwing people out the window because it amused my sick sense of humor.

BRB PAUL. I LOVE HIS BASS.

[Nepeta]

"Ja...Jade," Roxy said. "Don't look so sad...is there anything we can do to help?"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"no way! Do NOT make this like the ending of clannad!" John felt tears coming to his eyes. He looked at Dirk, Jade, Rose, even Dave.. This couldn't be true.

[Elle]

"What?" Dave asked. "She looks really ugly and she's turning into a zombie. Find an antidote, then." He smiled at his mother. "I'm sorry, Ma."
Dirk continued to cry incredibly hard. "I love you, baby."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

"HEEEY GUYS" slenderman flys in and gives enough antidote for one person then leaves magically.

[Nepeta]

Roxy sighed. She was ready. "I love you too, Dirk." She closed her eyes.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

"We can either save roxy and all only have one life, or save it." John paused. "I vote to give it to Her. I don't care if I die later. She needs it."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

resident evil plz

[Elle]

"No! We're saving it!" Dave said. "No, Roxy's read-"
Dirk punched Dave. "I WANT TO BANG YOU SO BADLY, LALONDE!"
Dave pulled the trigger.

[Nepeta]

Roxy yelped. The bullet had grazed her arm. She was okay. "Caseeyyy." She tried to bite Casey.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John hit Dave, knocking him to the floor. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO?!" he demanded.

[Nepeta]

Roxy began walking toward Casey. "BBRRRAAAAIINNNSSS...BBOOOOOZZZZEEE."

[Elle]

"She's turned into a zombie!" Dave yelled. "The antidote! Quick!"
Dirk looked at Roxy and continued to cry. "Baby, baby!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbNwvQ...

[Nepeta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1vNBv...

"BRAAIIINNNSSSSS!"

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

While everyone else was still recovering from the music, John grabbed the shot from jade and suceeded in pushing it into Roxy's leg. She stepped on his arm and he closed his eyes with the sudden pain.

[Elle]

Dirk looked at his zombie wife and kissed her. "Bang me."
Dave groaned. "I wanted her dead!"

[Elle]

Dave grabbed Jade and hid with her in a closet.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

please, no one reenact the final cowboy bebop death scene or im gonna sob my guts out.

[Nepeta]

Roxy fell on the couch and sighed seductively. "Oh, MR.STRIDER!"
"And I shall keep my pants on!"

[Nepeta]

((COWBOYYYY SPAACCEE COWBOYYY))

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John sat up. Of course even in an event of heroicness, everyone turned to their romantic interests. Best to be polite and forever alone then. He felt his arm. Yeah..something was messed up pretty badly, it hurt to move. Oh well, 'I'm going to get some mofo fruit snacks' he thought. Grabbed a random gun, and walked toward the door.